1984
… and don’t come back
Go west young man
Assault by trespass?
1985
Langri-la, where the kids rebel against everything
1986
The rebel finds his ideological tribe
Go west, again, young man
Brothers from very different mothers
1987
Big game hunting
Hold the line for General Waht’shisname
Taking it to the streets
1988
Contempt of court
Running with the Rhinos
1990
Yeah, whatever, I’ll be in the bar
1991
Decisions in the desert
Snuffing out the peace flame
1992
Illegal lottery shut down
Battling the Canadian armed forces for wild horses
Cannibalism
1993
The Terminal City bully pulpit
Holy money
Thrown out of the Clinton – Yeltsin summit
Godzilla vs KIM! Kong
Vandalizing democracy
Wrong meeting?
Ronalf F McDonald
1994
Bad clown (Black Rhinocerosism)
Enter the Sexwitch
Booze up and riot (the riot)
The hottest little rock n roll Hellhole in town
Pin the Leg on the Separatist
1995
One cop’s satirist is another cop’s terrorist
Cut his other leg off
1996
A miracle at 12th and Cambie
Metal de Fromage
The battle for Granville Beach
FREE BEER!
1997
SATAN ’97 DRINK FUCK VOTE
Party’s over
1998
War against the UK
The Viagra Rape Squad
The fugitive tells all
1999
Take the British out of British Columbia
3 strikes, you’re out!
Phillip Idiot Owen
2001
Rhino resurrection
Leave the clown alone
No Fun City
Stop the election (Charter challenge I)
Manhandled by Liberal thugs
Bring me the head of George Puil
Judge doesn’t care about the constitution
2002
The Ministry of Truth
Serious Rhino
Jailed by the Speaker of the Legislature
2003
Premier Gordo in the drunk tank
Fashion crimes?
The Terminal City Peace Desk
The Sultan of Fun?
Over the hills and far away
2004
MAD cows explained
The ballad of BIG Ben Mahony (Charter challenge II)
2005
You’re hired… no, wait… you’re fired!
2007
There once was a Rhino from Nantucket
$50 million (Charter challenge III)
Booze Up and Riot (the book)